The pasar malam joke.

Joke 1
Baby: "Eh ten o'clock already leh.. want to go walk walk?''

Me:"ok. I want to go pasar malam"


Baby:"here don't have PASI MALAM"


haha!


Joke 2.

Me:"Baby, what's there to play in cruise? *excited*"

Baby:"There's a lot of games to rent like MANUPULLEY(monopoly).."

HAHAHAHA!

Joke 3.

Both of us were walking around the passage in cruise when i spotted a very ultra cool restaurant with ultra cool name. The Mediterranean restaurant.Hence, i incited my good Bf , the vocab idiot, to read.


Me:"Eh pronounce leh! "

Baby:"Medi-.... mediter.... meditererfjnfkgnsrgug. "


Joke 4(this time I'm the fool)

We were in the car listening to some songs, when i heard a very familiar song.

Me:"Baby, who sing this song ar?"

Baby:" Orhh, the green day lo.."

Me:"oh i thought its the AMERICAN IDIOTS."

Baby : " huh..? American Idiots? who ? "

Me:"The ALL AMERICAN IDIOTS LO...*very proudly thinking that i hit the "jackpot".*"

Baby:"WAH LAO is the ALL AMERICAN REJECTS la! "

hahahaha!

All the stupid jokes proudly brought to you by JC team productions.

more funny stuffs when baby talks! stay tune!

cheers
jingxuan.